The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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