Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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