I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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