She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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