i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
nutella sex= disaster
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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