do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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