u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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