I showed him my bush... on skype.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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