They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
should my penis look like a turkey
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
