He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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