why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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