Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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