i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
