i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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