Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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