But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
