the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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