some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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