If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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