He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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