We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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