I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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