you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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