Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
MIDGETS
????
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
