you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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