I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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