its not stalking. its research.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I forget how to act sober
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