Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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