my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
tell me about the fingering
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