There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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