all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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