he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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