so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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