Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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