The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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