I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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