Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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