Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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