But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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