I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
do nipples grow back?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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