Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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