This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
