I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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