My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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