I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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