so explain again why im purple
no
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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