My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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