Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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