if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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