I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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