Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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