I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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