Plan B is the new Plan A
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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