At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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