normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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