shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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