I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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